Friday, January 31, 2014

Just for a Laugh…



Recently we had a night out with Jodie and Lou at the Red Bar & Lounge in Dorking that hosts the Out Of Bounds comedy show as it travels around. For the princely sum of £4 each we got to see five artists try to make us laugh (with mixed success). The headline act was Katherine Ryan who has broken through to TV where we had seen some of her comedy before. She had a confident and engaging manner and put on a polished performance.

The venue is interesting as it is not ideally suited for performances as it is spread around the bar in a U shape such that half of the bar you cannot see the stage, here they got around that by broadcasting the show to large screen TVs.

New Wheels…



Vauxhall Meriva 1.7 Cdti 110ps SE automatic in Pepper Dust

This is a marmite vehicle that inspires quite dramatic love/hate views. Some of the ‘quirky’ features include the rear ‘suicide doors’ that open counter to the front in a barn door style to give easy access but can take some getting used to. Inside there is a feeling of space in what is quite a compact vehicle that is enhanced by the upright seating positions with their commanding view and the full-length panoramic glass sun/moon roof that floods the interior with light.

I was not looking at this model of car initially when my company BMW 1 Series was due to be replaced and my primary motivation was to get a practical smallish vehicle with an automatic transmission. Unfortunately the revised car list had a limited choice so after many months of waiting for the yet to appear revised list I was offered a choice from the pool cars (those cars that were surplus to requirements). I had settled on a BMW 3 Series somewhat reluctantly when I was advised it had gone and looking at what else was there I saw the Meriva. In addition to being automatic it was more practical than the BMW saloon and was cheaper too, so I jumped at it. Sue was not so impressed and felt the glass roof made it feel like the Pope-mobile and has christened it the ‘magic mushroom’ due to its colour.

I quite like it for it has a more comfortable ride than my previous sport tuned car, though it feels less positive in the corners. I like the higher driving position that gives me a better view of the traffic and the internal space is better. The build quality is not quite as high (but then neither is the price). I am still getting used to it and it seems to have its quirks so my view might change in the next few years that I have it for.

More of wot I have heard…



The Ash & Clay by The Milk Carton Kids

Described as an indie folk duo from California The Milk Carton Kids have a charming and accessible sound the has hints of performers gone by such as Simon & Garfunkel. They are however from a contemporary mould that includes popular artists such as the Mumford’s or Gillian Welch.

It is a very pleasing album and I recommending it heartily.

Top of the Town…



We were gifted a visit to observation deck of the Shard, the tallest building in London, and so we went earlier in the year.

Luckily the day we went was ideal with clear, bright wintery skies.

The view from the top was quite stunning and we could see for many miles around and we spent some time pinpointing landmarks far and wide. With the exception of a couple of other tall buildings the height of the viewing deck rendered much of the scenery to a flat, almost two dimensional, carpet below us and to some extent you get a more dramatic skyline from the London Eye. Nevertheless it did give a fine view over the capital and showed the river Thames winding its way through it in a pleasing way.

The building is interesting and the architectural conceits of jagged sheets of glass and partly exposed areas was quite enjoyable though I am not sure it is really worth the exorbitant price tag they are asking. Luckily for the gift as we might not have paid for ourselves otherwise.

We took advantage of being in town to meet up with Jamie and together we had a drink and walked along the south bank of the river and had a meal at the delightful dim-sum restaurant called Ping Pong.

More of wot I have read…




This is the second book from this author and I was eager to read it as I enjoyed The Windup Girl so much. Also set in some undated near future it is also set in a world where technological and biological advances for the elite are traded off by the reduced quality of life for under classes. While addressing the consequences of earlier mismanagement of earth’s resources the story is mostly about the relationship between the two main characters.

It was an entertaining read and I enjoyed learning about the dystopian world that the author had created.


‘In America’s Gulf Coast region, where grounded oil tankers are being broken down for parts, Nailer, a teenage boy, works the light crew, scavenging for copper wiring just to make quota — and hopefully live to see another day. But when, by luck or chance, he discovers an exquisite clipper ship beached during a recent hurricane, Nailer faces the most important decision of his life: Strip the ship for all it’s worth or rescue its lone survivor, a beautiful and wealthy girl who could lead him to a better life.’




The Long War by Terry Pratchett and Stephen Baxter

This is the second book in the series after The Long Earth that explores the wonderful possibilities surrounding the discovery of infinite parallel dimensions that have just become accessible to the majority of humanity. It is a fascinating setting that mixes science fiction, fantasy (Trolls, Elves, Kobolds and other alien species that crop up in mythology) and old fashioned exploration adventure. It does however lack a little narrative strength which means the conclusion is somewhat lacklustre and less than satisfying, however I would still recommended the books to those who like their fantasy a to be little more logical and a little less magical.


‘A generation after the events of The Long Earth, mankind has spread across the new worlds opened up by Stepping. Where Joshua and Lobsang once pioneered, now fleets of airships link the stepwise Americas with trade and culture. Mankind is shaping the Long Earth – but in turn the Long Earth is shaping mankind ... A new ‘America’, called Valhalla, is emerging more than a million steps from Datum Earth, with core American values restated in the plentiful environment of the Long Earth – and Valhalla is growing restless under the control of the Datum government...

Meanwhile the Long Earth is suffused by the song of the trolls, graceful hive-mind humanoids. But the trolls are beginning to react to humanity’s thoughtless exploitation ... Joshua, now a married man, is summoned by Lobsang to deal with a gathering multiple crisis that threatens to plunge the Long Earth into a war unlike any mankind has waged before.’



The Battle of Dorking by George Tomkyns Chesney

The main reason I bought this book was its connection with the local area, however I was interested in how it was written and how much relevance there was in the subject matter to more recent events.

Written as a pamphlet to try and express the author’s views about how he saw Britain declining in power as it squandered its position on the world stage and how if it continued it could be the ruination of the country. Written just after the Franco-Prussian war it describes an invasion of Britain that the country is unprepared for and woefully unable to protect itself from.

Some of the mistakes made by the fictional government of the day (the loss of primary industries to cheaper foreign completion, the reliance on the service sector for income and the reduction in infrastructure investment) could be seen as occurring in real life policies many years after this book was written – luckily without the same consequences.




This was my first foray into the dark and mysterious world of the Cthulhu Mythos and it was interesting to finally read from what itself has become a cult genre. I think I will need to read more of these before I come to a conclusion or find myself totally converted to the Eldar cause.

If nothing else it is interesting to see how this style of fiction was addressed almost a century ago.



Under the Dome by Stephen King

I read this after watching the TV Series of the same name and I soon found that it was quite a different proposition. The book is much darker with an almost unending streak of cruelty running all the way through it that pummels the reader with one evil event after another until you eventually have to either give up or submit to the ultimately depressing ending. It least the television show allowed the characters to have some hope and possibility of redeeming features, not so the book. I have only read a few books by this author and I have often found them to be of a similar vein, so if you are a fan then you will probably enjoy this one too.


‘On an entirely normal, beautiful fall day in Chester’s Mill, Maine, the town is inexplicably and suddenly sealed off from the rest of the world by an invisible force field. Planes crash into it and fall from the sky in flaming wreckage, a gardener’s hand is severed as “the dome” comes down on it, people running errands in the neighboring town are divided from their families, and cars explode on impact. No one can fathom what this barrier is, where it came from, and when—or if—it will go away.

Dale Barbara, Iraq vet and now a short-order cook, finds himself teamed with a few intrepid citizens—town newspaper owner Julia Shumway, a physician’s assistant at the hospital, a select woman, and three brave kids. Against them stands Big Jim Rennie, a politician who will stop at nothing—even murder—to hold the reins of power, and his son, who is keeping a horrible secret in a dark pantry. But their main adversary is the Dome itself. Because time isn’t just short. It’s running out.’